Dear Prospective Parent:

Below you will find two detailed schedules. The first outlines a typical day for you now, in your life without children. Following it is what a typical day will look like should you decide to procreate. Study this second schedule carefully and compare it with the first, noting the changes that will take place once you become a parent. Be advised…and afraid. BE VERY AFRAID.

Read the rest over at The Wheelhouse Review!