First I got married, and I was like, “Yay!” Then I got pregnant, and I was like, “Yay!?” Then I lost my job, and I was like, “WHAT?!” Then I decided to write a book, and I was like, “Chick lit?” Then I started writing, and I was like, “Whimsical allegory.” Then I made some new friends, and they were like, “Let’s post it!”

Then I got scared, but I was like, “Okay.”